Further to the decree nisi granted on the 4th day of the previous month, my client wishes to proceed to a decree absolute.

It has come to our attention that failure on the part of your client, hereafter referred to as 'Hutzler', to furnish my client's husband with sufficient alone time with 'the product', has brought a state of such disruptive marital stress to their home and family that in order for them to satisfy my client's husband's limitless need to bond in solitude with Model 571 they must now finally accept the fact that 'force majeur' compels them thusly.

Hutzler will be served within 5 working days with a subpoena. We regret that circumstances have led to this unfortunate state of affairs and hold Hutzler totally responsible.

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